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Waterstones Bastards

And here is Gloria Tesch going to a fancy dress party as an insane kettle-shaped liquorice allsort.

Just had to post that. xD


Anyway.

Sorry for not posting or doing anything that might involve this blog for a while. I’ve been doing so much of everything. Grr. On a lighter note, I have raped Waterstones once again–there have to be a few illegetimate children in there somewhere.

I bought Neil Gaiman’s American Gods, and The Bell Jar, by Sylvia Plath. Good books. Anywho. Need to find something worthwhile to blog about.

I’ve started writing a novel! I actually like the idea–it’s friendly, interesting and not stupidly wannabe philosophical. Guy wakes up on an island with a dead man next to him. He spends a few days wondering how he got there, and stuggling to survive, and it turns into a long murder mystery. It has a clever ending (or at least in my opinion) but meh.

So.

I will think of something clever to write about in my next blog entry.

I just thought that picture was funny. :)

  1. Pisthetairos
    June 2, 2009 at 9:45 pm | #1

    She looks like she took fashion advice from the cover of a bad porn flick XD

  2. Svivality
    June 3, 2009 at 11:10 am | #2

    Maybe it’s like Paolini- she has to dress like a nutter to get the attention that she needs to even attempt to sell a book. Either that or she’s in the ‘rockstar’ state of mind when she thinks she’s so famous that she can do anything. Sadly, she skipped the part about actually doing something worthwhile to gain that fame.

    On a side note, if you had an interview with Miss Tesch, what would you ask her?

  3. June 15, 2009 at 6:15 pm | #3

    Hey there! I’m also starting out writing my first novel… all the best! It’s a momentous task, but the sensation of actually accomplishing it is awesome! (at least, I hope it is lol). Good luck, and looking forward to reading it ;)

  4. Melissa
    June 20, 2009 at 6:25 pm | #4

    :) Thanks, Mark.

    Ha ha. I’m kind of technologically challenge, obviously. I had no clue about the tags. xD

    Anywho, lookin’ forward to reading more of your stuff. :)

    -Melissa

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